If he thinks I'm going to be singing,
...Still, I suppose it couldn't be any worse
Then being the size of a mou~u~use...
[...And then he realizes that he is in fact singing in prose at the moment and quickly stops himself from saying anything further. There are so many things he wants to say right now over the indignity of all this, but it's safer to keep his mouth shut...]
[ooc: Oh god this event lol. Tunewise, he's pretty decent.